T!: Ok, seeing as how your name is
customizable, what shall we call you?
DW: Just DW, since I am a Dragon
Warrior. Some call me Erdrick the VIII, but that's just too long.
T!: *chuckle*... DW... Heehee....
like in "Arthur".
DW: Beg your pardon?
T!: Arthur! The aardvark guy! He's a
cartoon! Makes books for little kids, has his own TV show...
DW: ...are you laughing because I
have the name from that show, or the fact that you watch it?
T!: Hey! I'm asking the questions
here! *ahem*... anyways, your quest was to find the... *chuckle* Balls
Of Light. Any luck finding them?
DW: You didn't finish the ga-
Sorry, yes I did find the... balls of light.
T!: Myeah, I didn't bother to finish
the game 'cause I thought it was really repetitive battling the same
creatures over and over and getting itty bitty amounts of experience
points until I progressed.
DW: Well, the map was laid (T!:
*chuckle* "laid") out so there were different areas of
creatures, when you crossed the bridge, they got harder. Plus the
sequels to the game tried to improve the inconvenience and added
more party members to make it more intere- Hang on a second, be
Okay. Ladies and gentleman, DW has just run outside and is now
stomping and jumping on a hill I have in my backyard. And now he's
done, he's pointing his sword into the air and he has just yelled
"Victory!". He's coming back.... What was that about?
DW: Huh? Oh, sorry I was just earning
some experience points from that ant hill I saw outside.
T!: ... an ant hill?
DW: Yeah, I just got 24 XP and 50
T!: Gold!? Ants can't carry
That's a stupid thing to say, especially when I just got some
from those ants!
T!: I step on a million ants all the
time and I don't get any gold from doing it, just a mushy shoe!
DW: Have you ever searched the ant
T!: Pssh, no! I'd be able to see it!
DW: You can't see gold? You poor,
T!: I see that gold you have in your
hand! But you don't get that from ants!
DW: Fine, believe what you want, more
gold for me.
T!: Ugh, alright, that's enough. My
balls are going to go release their light, take care DW, and good
luck with those ants.
DW: Good luck with your pants.
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